THE STORY ABOUT " -- " [edited]

Once upon a time nose , there lived -- ( its a face like -.- , just that it has no nose ) . He always lived his life in his house , fearing that people might laugh at him cause he had no nose . One day , he gathered up all his courage , & he went out for a walk . he got lost & he suddenly felt dizzy .
soon after , he fainted .

A lao ahpek walked past , looked at him & went : OMFG ! WHY HE NO NOSE !! *faints* Not long after , a young guy walked past & saw both of them lying on the floor . he saw -- and went : OMGOMGOMG ! SOMEONE STOL HIS NOSE !? HOW !? WILL HE DIE ?! O.o * calls ambulance *

BI BOR BI BOR ! ~

-- got sent to the hospital . but the lao ahpek wasen' t , he was left there to ROT TO DEATH ( obviously he didn't luh ! )

* doc gave -- a nose *

-- becomes -!-

-!- soon woke up , looked into a mirror . * rubrub his eye ; look again * * SCREEEEAMS ! *

-!- : RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR !! WHY MY NOSE LIDDAT !? SO .. UGLY !

[ Doc rushes into the room ]
Doc : what happen what happen !? someone steal your nose ar !?

-!-" : NO LUH ! AI YO ! WHY MY NOSE LIDDAT !?

Doc : CHEY . i make wan luh . nice right ?! ^^

-!- !! : NICE YOUR HEAD AR ! my face got a frigging ! stuck in it .. YOU SAY NICE , I SAY KNS AR ! TMD !

Doc : lac luh ! i make again lor .

[ doc changed his nose again ] [ -!- become -|- ]

-|- : [ look into mirror ] RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR . DAMN YOU LUH , DOC ! shit you shit you SHIT YOU !

Doc : NOW WHAT LUH ! aiya ! you very mafan leh !

-|- : YOU LOOK AT MY NOSE ! LOOK AT IT !

Doc : [ look at nose ] EHH . Im Looking ~!

-|- : DONT YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE .. LIKE .. [ points finger , _|_ ] !?

Doc : [ looks at finger ] [ looks at nose ] [ looks at finger ] [ looks at nose ] ..

-|- : GAHHH . FORGET IT ! CHANGE IT CHANGE IT !!

Doc : fine fine .. TT

[ doc change -|- nose again ] [ -|- becomes -'- ]

-'- : [ looks into mirror ] ... ISIT THE MIRROR UPSIDE DOWN AR !? WHY MY NOSE UP THERE AR !?

Doc : [ looks at mirror ] [ look at nose ] mirrors never lie ya .

-'- : !! FUCK YOU DOC ! FIRST MY NOSE " ! " liddat , then become " | " liddat , THEN NOW MY NOSE UP DERE WAN !

Doc : FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK AR ! NOT HAPPY AR !? THEN ASK ME DO FOR WHAT . ch .. chicken luh !

-'- : okok . help me do again luh ! but nicenice wan leh .

Doc : FINE ! but you better stop fucking around hor !

[ Doc changes -'- nose ] [ -'- become -,- ]

-,- : [ look into mirror ] WTF !? WHY LIDDAT !? MY NOSE LIKE A MOLE WITH A SHORT HAIR ON IT !

Doc : heyheyhey ! i say no fucking around right ?! YOU CHAO MAFAN CAN !? so choosey wan ! this dun wan that dun wan . I should have left you without a nose !

-,- : COME ON LUH ! you look at it . like mole with a short hair sticking out right ?!

Doc : SO WHAT !? at least got nose right ?!

-,- : but this kind of nose .. SIAO AR . i rather no nose lor .

Doc : OKAY LUH ! cheeeeeken ..

[ Doc change -,- nose AGAIN ] [ -,- become -<- ]

Doc : so how !?

-<- : [ look into mirror ] WA LAN EH ! YOU CHEEEE BAI AR !? MAKE MY NOSE SO POINTED FOR WHAT !? WAN ME POKE YOU AR !?

Doc : LAC LUH ! SHOUT SO LOUD FOR WHAT . I KNOW YOU NO CHEE BAI CAN !? .. EHH .. so you got lanjiao right ?! dun tell me i have to make one for you again ..

-<- : NABEI ! OF COZ GOT LUH . GTH LUH !

Doc : WA SEH . ASK ME GO DIE ?! YOU GO DIE FIRST LUH !

-<- : okok . [ touch nose ] [ finger started pleeding ] YOU SEE LUH ! so sharp until my finger bleed luh . cb !~

Doc : OKAYYYYYYY ! I do ONE LAST time for you . you dun like you're buisness hor !

[ Doc changes -<- nose FOR THE LAST TIME ] [ -<- become -.-]

-.- : [ look into mirror ] notbad notbad . hmm ..

Doc : OF COZ LUH ! aiyo . -.- : ok lor . bye ~

Doc : wait luh ! that will be $ 1 000 000 00 , you can pay at the counter with cashcard or cash .

-.- : KNN ! WHY SO EX ?!

Doc : of cuz luh ! what you expect ?! i change your nose SIX times leh ! ~THE END ~